Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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