- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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