- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

say it ten times fast: oh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Jack Stevens

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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