What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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