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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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