- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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