why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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