- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Sex

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??