- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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