What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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