Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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