- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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