- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Men

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??