- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Obamacare

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

it's funny because it's funny

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Pickles are powerful

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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