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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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