Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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