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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Your mums a potato

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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