What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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The game.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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