Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

FOX News: Fair and balanced

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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