Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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FUCK YOU

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Your mom

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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