Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

how did the man die he didnt

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Ron Paul for President!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Women can vote? wtf

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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