You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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