Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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a black man pays his child support

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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