Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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