How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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