A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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