- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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