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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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