There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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