- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

An orphan falls off a cliff.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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