- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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