- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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