69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Skrillex.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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