- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

what looks like a banana? a penis

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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