- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Will nearis is here! Get it

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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