- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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