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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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