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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

i lost the game

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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