- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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