- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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