- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

No your aunties a joke

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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