Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Penis

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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knock knock who's there? hope

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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