How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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