- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What the hell are you doing?

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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