- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

whats green and lives in the water

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Obama

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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