- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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