- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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