How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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David Cameron

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

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