You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Morning wood.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

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