- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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