- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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