- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Haha, I get it..

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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