- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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