A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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EGGPLANT

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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