How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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