What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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