- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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