- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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