Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Woman's Rights

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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