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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Christianity.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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