- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your mother is average.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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