- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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