What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What? Huh?

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

BOTTOM!!!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

you dint have to be a jew matt

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

You have friends

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what do you call a black guy african american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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