- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Harry Chappell raped someone

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Moooo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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