- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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