- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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