Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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